Formalities

Love poets you like:

Choose one Sappho Dickinson Rumi E.B. Browning Neruda Whitman Poe e.e. cummings

Political things you like:

Choose one Voting Complaining Tweeting Protesting Hiding Bullying

Foodie things you like:

Choose one Saag Paneer Hummus Enchiladas Filling Stuffing Dressing Sashimi I would take a pill instead if I could

Travel things you like:

Choose one On rivers On oceans Over mountains Down city boulevards Where the sun don't shine On a couch with a book Metaphorically

Do you like:

Choose one Blondes Brunettes Redheads Baldies Salt and Peppers Whatever it is, the carpet should match the drapes

Speaking of which, do you prefer:

Choose one Brazillian Bikini French Mohawk Martini Glass Full bush Civil War general mutton chops

Other furries you love:

Choose one Dogs Cats Beavers Hamsters Ferrets Tarantulas (forreal—my Aunts had them as pets)

Favorite Relationship Game Show:

Choose one The Dating Game The Newlywed Game Tattle Tales Fear Factor The games I play

Things that break your heart:

Choose one The death of Prince The ending in Edith Wharton's Age of Innocence Those kids realizing Debra Winger was dying in Terms of Endearment The final minute of the Mary Tyler Moore Show Led Zeppelin's last album Me

Do you like:

Choose one The way I argue all the time Talk incessantly Follow you around like a shadow Never make the bed Burn soup The way I grow on you like a fungus All of the above

Do I:

Choose one Make you happy Make you unhappy Make you unhappy with love Does my happiness make me a target?